Clint

I remember in school when they introduced computers! There was a lad in my year who was telling the teacher he was wrong. He went on to...

Then they'll rob us blind of our pensions and houses...

Stop trying to butter me up...or would that be curry favour?

Still got rind. Where does your bacon come from?(I know it's something to do with pigs).

How would she kill you? Slowly over several months with a concoction of household chemicals? Or...a swift but brutal battering with a...

Ever had a deep fried egg?

Cheezus.

My favourite fat is ghee.

The joys of getting old(er). Sunday night is no longer a school night, it’s now whiskey nightcap night🥃 This is light, very smooth with...

And bleach.

My owd mam used to do that.

Good luck with the new job!

Think about it....years ago when butter and lard were the only fats we had there weren't many fat people about. It's hydrogenated fat...

Try emailing the brewery you may get lucky.

We've some first early spuds doing well in the tunnel. A couple of the cabbages in there went to seed so ended up on the heap. Picked...