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just to lighten the mood at the moment An 85yr old woman appeared in Court charged with stealing, the Judge asked her what she stole.. A can of Peaches because I was hungry. The judge asked how many peaches were in the can ? 6 she replied. Then I must sentance you to 6 days in prison. Before...

Oh all the time that e'er I spent, I spent it in good company; And any harm that e'er I've done, I trust it was to none but me; May those I've loved through all the years Have memories now they'll e'er recall; So fill me to the parting glass, Goodnight, and joy be with you all. I've just drunk...

100-year-old bottle of beer found at St Piran's church A bottle of beer believed to be more than 100-years-old has been found at an ancient church in Cornwall. The bottle, still containing some of the beer, was found at St Piran's Oratory, near Perranporth, which is believed to be among...

I've received 2 e mails today, both headed..." Congratulations from the euro million Lottery. please open the attached file to see details...... " ! er I didn't do that.

Getting ready for my first brew day of 2014 ! Due to illness over Christmas and lots of beer in stock, theres not been much point in brewing anymore. However I've worked hard for the last month and my son and I have managed to reduce the build up of beer... :party: So no excuses now... A...

Had an incident at work to deal with yesterday. A female was walking home alone in a fairly rough area of Doncaster, when she passed a group of 5 elderly teenagers. One ran up behind her and squeezed her breast...like you do. She reported.... I turned round rather quickly and I think I've broke...

A man receives an e mail from his neighbour. Sorry Jim but I have to confess to using your wife on a regular basis, probably more than you do I understand. Several times a time as a matter of fact when you have not been at home. Please accept my apologise and in future I will ask your...

Everyone out for the evening, except me and the dog..... Feet up on the sofa, a cd of classical music ...loud..... some crisps and a couple of small pork pies... a few glasses of homebrew makeson and an e ciggie....... :D :D Paradise :clap: :clap: ......

Well I've just returned my original gas cylinder which I bought over a year ago for the princely sum of £45 full of gas. I exchanged my empty pub cylinder for another full one at a cost of..." Oh gives us a tenner ! ".. :clap: Don Gas ( Doncaster South Yorkshire ) DN2 4PF 01302249100 turn...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25859552 The number of professional women brewers is on the rise in the UK and they are becoming increasingly influential, according to leading industry figures. and they are very welcome too........ and..... The Campaign for Real Ale (Camra) says there...

anyone come across an LED clock display that looks similar to stc1000 display . I'd like one to insert into a little display/control box alongside a couple of stc1000's for displaying temperatures

a court case reported in The Times in July 1803, which revolves around the marvellously named crime of “sucking the monkey”. An attorney called Johnson was suing a carrier called Ottadfield (sic) for the price of a 36-gallon cask “of porter, of superior quality, called Brown Stout”...

I enjoy delving into my family history and the other day I was browsing on Amazon when I came across a second hand book for sale. Old photographs of country life from 1844. What got me interested though was the front cover picture of a fine old gentleman in top hat. It’s a face I know well as...

I have a large patch of snowdrops in the garden that have come into flower this morning ... :shock:

Water on the HLT for todays brew and the mash tun being warmed. Todays brew is An American brown Ale....... Moose Drool......sort of....with Anglo / German Hops instead of American ones. Lol....... havent a clue what this one will turn out like.... To boldly go where no man has gone...

I am now quite comfortable with wiring an stc1000 up for a brew fridge etc ( after trial and errors and one blown stc ! ) I've never used a PID and am wondering if anyone can tell me simply what the difference between the two are, when would I choose to use a PID over an stc ? Is the witing the...

Thinking of brewing this ( with a few variations )at the weekend for a bit of fun, Anyone brewed it in the past ? Moose Drool Clone American Brown Ale Recipe Specs ---------------- Batch Size (L): 20.0 Total Grain (kg): 5.098 Total Hops (g): 75.00 Original Gravity...

Cooking the Turkey 1.Buy a turkey 2.Have a glass of wine while preparing it 3.Stuff the turkey 4. Have a glass of wine 5.Put turkey in oven and award yourself another glogg of wine. 6. Open a new wottle of bine. 7. Hunt for the wine thermommmmetere.wine of glass another get 8. Glass yourself...

We they brought it out for beer....welcome to the automatic wine maker.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24898025

for anyone starting out with the software BrewMate If your not aware theres a fair few recipes available from the link on their web site. http://www.brewmate.net/