World War 3

Pawlo7671 · Apr 19, 2017

Its coming people apparently May 13th predicted by some guy :

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...-Donald-Trump-North-Korea-Russia-China-May-13

I brewed a Citra pale ale on the 16th, just the other day, do you think it will be ready in time ?

Gunge · Apr 19, 2017

He might be right, way things are going. Your beer might just be ready in time to watch it all go down on teevee. Get the popcorn in.

sdt7618 · Apr 19, 2017

No fair, I am building a summer stock, can't he wait till winter

TheQuokka · Apr 19, 2017

Dang! Not again!

I missed the last End of the World, I think I was drunk.

Chippy_Tea · Apr 19, 2017

We have 2 nuclear power stations close to us so it will be good night from me, i wonder when the next Tesco sale is on.

geetee · Apr 19, 2017

Pawlo7671 said:
Its coming people apparently May 13th predicted by some guy :

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...-Donald-Trump-North-Korea-Russia-China-May-13

I brewed a Citra pale ale on the 16th, just the other day, do you think it will be ready in time ?

Make sure it's kept cool, the heat from a nuclear warhead will do it no favours at all. Should be ready to drink 2-3 weeks after the bomb drops, if you can find it that is!

Pawlo7671 · Apr 19, 2017

geetee said:
Make sure it's kept cool, the heat from a nuclear warhead will do it no favours at all. Should be ready to drink 2-3 weeks after the bomb drops, if you can find it that is!

Good point, do you think the intense flash of bright light from the nuclear fission will skunk up the beer ?

Gunge · Apr 19, 2017

WW3 could have kicked off at the other side of the globe right now for all we know, cos there's absolutely sod-all on the news except bloody general election stuff. It's a smokescreen and next thing we know the nukes will be overhead!!

Ale · Apr 20, 2017

At least we wont have to vote in another election already.

dad_of_jon · Apr 20, 2017

Quote from the star....

He told how Ã¢â¬Åpeople everywhere were running around trying to hide from this destruction,Ã¢â¬Â and that: Ã¢â¬ÅI believe these were symbolic of the nuclear missiles that will fall on cities and people throughout the world.Ã¢â¬Â

oh really? - the nuke had just gone off down the road. Where can I hide?

If swansea gets a nuke I have 3 seconds to live. I'm no usian bolt, i'll be lucky to get to the fridge to crack open my final bottle of HB :lol:

dad_of_jon · Apr 20, 2017

Pawlo7671 said:
Good point, do you think the intense flash of bright light from the nuclear fission will skunk up the beer ?

not if it's in a brown bottle! but your beer may be 50+ miles from where you last left it :doh:

Covrich · Apr 20, 2017

Chippy_Tea said:
We have 2 nuclear power stations close to us so it will be good night from me, i wonder when the next Tesco sale is on.

If that goes down your username will have to change to..

fission_chips

dad_of_jon · Apr 20, 2017

Chippy_Tea said:
We have 2 nuclear power stations close to us so it will be good night from me, i wonder when the next Tesco sale is on.

Hi Chippy, you may wish to thank this guy that you can actually live where you do. Dependant on which way the wind was blowing of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cockcroft

geetee · Apr 21, 2017

dad_of_jon said:
not if it's in a brown bottle! but your beer may be 50+ miles from where you last left it

...and where you left it may also be 50 miles away from where you last saw it!

geetee · Apr 21, 2017

Covrich said:
If that goes down your username will have to change to..

fission_chips

Change to Gamma ray maybe?

Druncan · Apr 21, 2017

So us lot up here and the sheep could be the last ones left.
Could someone please post urgently if you are all dying of radiation sickness?

This is so we can start THE MOTHER OF ALL PARTIES!!!! FFS I've got 10 x 25litres of beer to get through. I'm not letting Kim Jonny get his mitts on it,,,,,,

LarryF · Apr 21, 2017

Would nuclear winter be conducive to lagering?

LarryF · Apr 21, 2017

Druncan said:
Kim Jonny

Like it, I'll be nicking that one if it's alright.

Druncan · Apr 21, 2017

LarryF said:
Like it, I'll be nicking that one if it's alright.

Be my guest m8! Until his secret service turn up at yer door. Then I deny everything.

I will then wear khaki with a coconut copy hair style and threaten to bomb the neighbours who keep my leaky ship afloat.

It never ceases to amaze me how crazy the world is. It's why I live on an island far away, filled with sheep and happy party people who love my beer!,, :lol::lol:

LarryF · Apr 21, 2017

Druncan said:
Be my guest m8! Until his secret service turn up at yer door. Then I deny everything.

I will then wear khaki with a coconut copy hair style and threaten to bomb the neighbours who keep my leaky ship afloat.

It never ceases to amaze me how crazy the world is. It's why I live on an island far away, filled with sheep and happy party people who love my beer!,, :lol::lol:

I'm in the middle of the big smoke Drucan, and I am extremely envious, it sounds heavenly. Kim Jonny's boys are welcome if they can get to the door without being mugged. I'm thinking a black and blond straw wig just to cover all the bases.:thumb:

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