fermentall
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Don't forget, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy! :grin:
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Landlord.
Thought there was only 1 grumpy :rofl:fermentall said:
fermentall
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did you mean ....robsan77 said:
jamesb
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robsan77 said:
Rob mate, please don't.
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How do they know 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskers??
Did they say so?? :hmm:
BB
Did they say so?? :hmm:
BB
unclepumble
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They mean on mice though, not the **** they are selling you in the canBarnsleyBrewer said:
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It will take a person more than 100 years + to drive a car to Sun :shock:
unclepumble
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Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff!
Just - re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
the sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick,
but out by us it's just 3000 light-years wide.
We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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And things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff!
Just - re-member that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
the sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick,
but out by us it's just 3000 light-years wide.
We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know,
twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there's bugger all down here on Earth.
UP
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robsan77 said:fermentall said:
I knew someone that pickpocketed a dwarf....... How can someone stoop so low?
The Snake..lol
unclepumble
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BarnsleyBrewer said:robsan77 said:fermentall said:
I knew someone that pickpocketed a dwarf....... How can someone stoop so low?
The Snake..lol
Mabel went to HR to make a complaint that a male work mate had been standing next to her at the coffee machine every day for the last week and that he had told her hair smelled divine each time.
The HR rep said I am very sorry but someone telling you your hair is divine is not a cause for a sexual harrasment case.
To which Mabel replied "But its colin the f*cking Dwarf",
fermentall
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what jokes. :nono:robsan77 said:robsan77 said:
my jokes arent that bad are they??
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:rofl: :rofl:unclepumble said:
homers brew
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85% of statistal facts are made up on the spot.
BarnsleyBrewer
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15% are total bollox :shock:
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4 out of every 5 people make up 80% of the world's population. :grin:
