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Robin54

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Yeh, I know its saturday, but was up in the 'big smoke' yesterday, but hey ho.
Anyway, Ive had a week to think and make observations about the world around us, and it struck me that every time I opened a news paper there was a picture of some dippy bird with huge SILICONE BREASTS. They are beginning to look hideous, but I guess the plastic surgeons love the massive income it gives them for doing a few extra hours on a saturday. its all do do with "Self Esteem" apparently. Beats me.
 
I don't like the look of them either, ex's had them removed looked better as knee warmers :lol:
 
Most end up porn stars. Making the most of they're assets
 
Hi!
I sincerely hope not :grin:

I was put in an awkward spot once when two old nurses were fawning over a plastic surgeons work, when they turned around to me and said "what do you think of those"..
well, if I said they look great, I would be immediately pigeon holed as some old pervert...
If I said I didn't like them that would be my last shift at that hospital on 25 quid an hour!
So cleverly (for me anyway) I just replied, "I don't think Im the right person to comment"
They ignored me for the rest of the day, which was great!
 
Yeh, I know its saturday, but was up in the 'big smoke' yesterday, but hey ho.
Anyway, Ive had a week to think and make observations about the world around us, and it struck me that every time I opened a news paper there was a picture of some dippy bird with huge SILICONE BREASTS. They are beginning to look hideous, but I guess the plastic surgeons love the massive income it gives them for doing a few extra hours on a saturday. its all do do with "Self Esteem" apparently. Beats me.

Also, photos of dippy burds taking a photo of themselves! Gives me the creeps does that.
 
Also, photos of dippy burds taking a photo of themselves! Gives me the creeps does that.
Who in their right mind wants to take a picture of themselves, pouting, and with their t*ts hanging out.
 
Our local hospital Newcastle RVI, used to have a Breast assessment clinic with a sign outside, (may still be there)

Every time I walked past I got a mental picture of 2 or 3 aged consultants sitting looking at women and holding up score cards going Phwoar!!!
 
I was put in an awkward spot once when two old nurses were fawning over a plastic surgeons work, when they turned around to me and said "what do you think of those"..
well, if I said they look great, I would be immediately pigeon holed as some old pervert...
If I said I didn't like them that would be my last shift at that hospital on 25 quid an hour!
So cleverly (for me anyway) I just replied, "I don't think Im the right person to comment"
They ignored me for the rest of the day, which was great!

They probably thought you meant you are gay.

I don't like them much myself. If they are done right they can look good, and the bigger they are the more their is to look at, but they don't feel right and prevent a woman ever using their breasts for their intended purpose.

More than a mouthful is a waste, anyway.
 
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