A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up & never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure & comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do. She will enable him to express deepest emotions & give in to his most intimate desires. She will make him feel confident, sexy, seductive & invincible... No wait... I'm thinking of beer. It's beer that does that. Sorry!!!