What's your real name?
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Notlaw
Dubbel Dragon
Hi Alberto, I'm Bruce Wayne, but you'll know my better as Batman.
I also have a third pseudonym that I use for everyday life. My work and the government think I'm called Jamie Walton (Notlaw is Walton backwards).
Ow do...
I also have a third pseudonym that I use for everyday life. My work and the government think I'm called Jamie Walton (Notlaw is Walton backwards).
Ow do...
I have a feeling this thread may prove you wrong. :lol:
MyQul
Chairman of the Bored
My name is also Alberto :whistle:
:evil: I am so tempted to lower the tone :twisted:
Ivor......
Ivor......
Notlaw
Dubbel Dragon
Naughty post was naughty.
I also have a feeling this thread will be locked before midnight. :lol:
I can't believe I've never heard that before.
I have a work colleague who claims he went to school with a Sri Lankan lad called Japoo Japanty.
I also have a client who reckons he had a school mate called Russel Sprout.
Notlaw
Dubbel Dragon
True story, I worked with a guy whose neighbours surname was Pipe and they called their son Dwayne.
That's child cruelty if ever I saw it.
Donald...
Trump that!!!!!!!
Trump that!!!!!!!
My cousin teaches in Wales and had a pupil whose parents deliberately named her Rhia Lydiate. They need locking up.
Notlaw
Dubbel Dragon
Hahaha I'm dying here :rofl:
So what's your real name Gareth Huw Williams? Your I'd doesn't give any clues. :lol:
Hoppyland
Senior Member
Well, reading between the lines, I think his real name is Alberto Spartacus.
But it could be a wind-up :-(
MyQul
Chairman of the Bored
My first job was in a hospital and I worked in the medical records department. This was before records were kept electronically. Along with the medical records a set of stickers would be produced to put on things like medication. I had a colleague who would nick a sticker of anyone with a funny name and put it in a note book. I remember a Mary Christmas and Mental Health Dr called Dr D'eath
Hoppyland
Senior Member
This is veering towards Nominative Determinism (well known to Private Eye readers I guess)
I cannot resist adding that, as a biologist working in the field of sea fisheries, the chairman for a long time was Dr. Fish. I hope he isn't reading this as it really annoyed him!
For the benefit of any anti-vivisectionists, I can absolutely confirm that we did not doctor the fish. Our aim was for them to lead a free and normal life :smile: Well, until eaten of course - but that's not an abnormal life outcome for many fish unless the'ye near the top of the food pyramid!
Apologies, Alberto Spartacus, for deviating from your OP
All the best
Bill Cook
I cannot resist adding that, as a biologist working in the field of sea fisheries, the chairman for a long time was Dr. Fish. I hope he isn't reading this as it really annoyed him!
For the benefit of any anti-vivisectionists, I can absolutely confirm that we did not doctor the fish. Our aim was for them to lead a free and normal life :smile: Well, until eaten of course - but that's not an abnormal life outcome for many fish unless the'ye near the top of the food pyramid!
Apologies, Alberto Spartacus, for deviating from your OP
All the best
Bill Cook
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If I was going to make up a name it wouldn't be Gareth. Though like I'm every Welshman I'm happy to advertise my nationality at every opportunity, so can't grumble that my name does just that.
My missus is half Italian though so Alberto isn't uncommon in the extended family.
brumbrew
Regular dufus
I answer to many names.
However most aren't my legal name in fiction.
However most aren't my legal name in fiction.
