A bloke asks the barman for a quadruple scotch, then necks it in one. Barman says, "wow, whats wrong!?" bloke says "I came home early and found my wife shagging my best friend", "What did you say?" asks the barman. "I told her to pack her things and feck off!" barman says "What about your best friend?" the bloke replies "I looked him straight in the eye and said Bad Dog!"
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