A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies, " F@ck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!"
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,
"I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
Wife gets naked & asks hubby,
"What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"
An elderly couple is attending mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband,
'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.
Granny replies, " F@ck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!"
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,
"I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
Wife gets naked & asks hubby,
"What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"
An elderly couple is attending mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband,
'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.
