Well a story I often tell down the pub isI would Ken but English pints are so manly
HOW DaR YOU! taTs WE FORT tooo WOREs an one won WORLD cup for is god ENGLISH PNITS! and to wave BLUE PISSPOORTS AT THE lasst nite of the PORNS! R U jemmy CORBIN or sUmmat?!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it or ARE GLORia saver Nigle GaragE will right your name IN His Little bbbooookI suggest that you don't drink pints but drink in metric - that should solve the problem.
Just think of it like a conversation in a pub - it goes round and round. No biggy eh? As it happens one of my co-workers suffers a similar problem - a few IPAs and he bungs up like a snotty schoolkid.So put up a post about Citra hops making me sneeze and half the forum members pile in to talk about something else