Caption Competition II

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  1. Oct 24, 2018 #1

    Bigcol49

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    Hi!
    Suggest an amusing caption to this photograph.
    The caption doesn't have to have a home brewing theme.
    No prizes, just the admiration of forum members
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    A recent photo taken in Royal Mail headquarters.
    "So this multi-millon pound computer works out when the customer will be out of their house and we arrange the delivery for exactly that moment"
     
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    "We asked you: how many units per week is acceptable to drink? Our survey said..."
     
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    Well, gentlemen, you can see that our billion-dollar computer has produced something totally new in human history! We're not sure what to call it yet - our working title is "Map".
    Aside: "Jesus, Colin, don't press the wrong button now - if that thing disappears our funding will stop & we'll all get the sack......"
     
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    Finally unearthed, the missing President Nixon scene from Forrest Gump.
     
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    I had this working yesterday i swear
     
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    'Call me cynical, boss, but I can't see how this new grain father control panel is an improvement'
     
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    Right fellas,orders from the top. We have to create mass hysteria and get more money out of the population what can we tell them?
    What about telling them the earth is getting too warm and we'll all fry unless.....
     
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    clapa:laugh8:
     
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    man sitting (thinking): "How long are these guys going to stand behind me? I'm trying to write a personal letter!"
     
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    I can't see the wall Trump has built on this map
     
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    The guy sitting down -

    "I wonder if anyone has noticed me rolling this snot ball"


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    Inside a mans head when she says I'm FINE
     
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    As his bosses walked into the room, Merv quickly closed the porn on his computer and tried to look busy.
     
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    Thoughts of the man sitting down ...

    "The lads are really going to take the piss out of me over this!

    That's the last time I pick up the mike and announce 'Now hear this. Now hear this.' before that four-bar dickhead decides what he wants to say!"
     
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    Official Entry #2
    Man sitting: "If I pretend to be busy, maybe they'll go away."


    Official Entry #3 (I really want to win!!!)
    Guy with the epaulets: "What does yours say, again? According to my paper here, that's not the village we were supposed to carpet bomb. "
     
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    "Have you tried turning it off and on again....?"
     
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    Managers at Boddingtons organising the weekly cat collection.
     
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