Christmas songs. (you hate)

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HSD

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The Mariah Carey one. I Hate It. Everything American is s**t, and that goes a thousand fold for their Chrismas songs.

Slade, Shakey = the pinnacle.

Last Christmas I found myself in the scary state where I was looking at Chrissie Hind in her Sally Army gear and thought I'd probably climb aboard that if she asked.

She did, of course, and I saw sense and declined. Still looks too much like Tom Petty for me to take the plunge. I'm sure I'll be won over.
I inhaled coffee reading this one
 

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well the dullest lyrics go to " I wish it could be christmas everyday"

no I don't -

if its a holiday how would you pay for all the presents, the council don't collect the binbags on xmas day so we'd drown in a sea of opened wrapping paper, plus the endless 10K calorie xmas day scoff and booze would soon finish us off.

Better to say

"I wish it could be xmas now and then -
so we get bin collections once again
cos the problem we have is brussel sprouts
let the farts ring out at xmas
 

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It's not for me to decide I guess but I will submit this as a potential winner from Jon Bon Jovi- especially from 2:16 in

 

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