How old are you?

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  1. May 8, 2019 #61

    Graz

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    1 - How old are you. - 47

    2 - do you have a beard. - Nope

    3 - what do you weigh. - 14 st 10 / 94kg (I'm 6ft3 though)

    4 - what percentage of your hair remains - 100% (I think, getting more hair as I grow older but in all the places I don't want it, ears, nose etc.)
     
  2. May 14, 2019 #62

    Dutto

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    Time to change a few of those statistics?

    1. 76 years old (many thanks to @coffindodger for not making me the oldest!)

    2. Goatee Beard (with shaved cheeks, trimmed nasal hair and plucked ears)

    3. 120.3 kg (the diet starts soon - if I live that long)

    4. +/-70% of my hair (but cut so short that a nephew thought I was totally bald)
     
  3. May 15, 2019 #63

    Zephyr259

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    Oddly similar on 1 - 3 here...

    1 - 33 (I would have been youngest until @Miko posted)
    2 - full beard
    3 - 108 kg at 6'5" (think that's 196cm, I know my weight in kg these days due to the weigh in for the choppers)
    4 - all of it and it's down to my waist, oh, and ginger. :-) My mum's brother still have a full head of hair so I'm hopeful to keep it.
     
  4. May 16, 2019 #64

    Coffin Dodger

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    I must have a doppelganger somewhere, as I am not the 73 year old bloke from Marlow, last heard from in 2012, that Dutto's link says I am.
     
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  5. May 16, 2019 #65

    IainM

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    (1) 34
    (2) Yup, but it's going grey
    (3) 110kg at 6'0, as my wife likes to point out
    (4) 90% I'd say
     
  6. May 16, 2019 #66

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    New average 47. Please don't say 50 odd. Does that mean 59 1/2???? I assumed 55 charitably. So 2,174 from 46 replies.
     
  7. May 17, 2019 #67

    mancdaz

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    - 45
    - full beard (badger colours)
    - 90kg/6ft
    - all of it
     
  8. May 18, 2019 #68

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    1 - 44

    2 - Full beard

    3 - in the region of 85

    4 - 0... shaved head :thumba:
     
  9. May 18, 2019 #69

    Pete21

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    1- 63

    2- goatee

    3- fat b'stard (height 6'3")

    long ponytail down to the middle of my back & full head of hair
     
  10. May 19, 2019 #70

    AXW123

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    No beard - lucky that
    As I am a woman
    Long blonde hair
    Women never sat what they weigh but not to fat
     
  11. May 21, 2019 #71

    Dale Shields

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    1 - Age -30

    2 - Beard - Yes

    3 - Weight -13 stone

    4 - Hair % - 95% (cut my hair too short last trip to the barbers)
     
  12. May 21, 2019 #72

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    1 - 50
    2 - No
    3 - 101kg
    4 - About 95% and no greys except on chin, hence 2.
     
  13. May 21, 2019 #73

    HarryFlatters

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    1 - How old are you. - 36

    2 - do you have a beard. - Sort of

    3 - what do you weigh. - 14 st

    4 - what percentage of your hair remains 100%
     
  14. May 21, 2019 #74

    wither2000

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    1 - 49 for the next 5 days
    2 - yes, clippered stubble
    3- 60kg
    4 - 90% - receding gradually
     
  15. May 21, 2019 #75

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    1 - How old are you. - 24 - Youngest I believe?

    2 - do you have a beard. - Nope

    3 - what do you weigh. - 97kg / 15st.4

    4 - what percentage of your hair remains - 100%
     
  16. May 21, 2019 #76

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    1 - How old are you. 43

    2 - do you have a beard. No ....no way

    3 - what do you weigh. Chunky monkey.... more relaxed muscle

    4 - what percentage of your hair remains. All of it
     
  17. May 22, 2019 #77

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    1. How old are you? 41
    2. Do you have a beard? Yes indeed
    3. What do you weigh? 82kg of which probably half is beer
    4. What percentage of your hair remains? All of it :) no grey hairs either yet despite grey patches in beard
     
  18. May 22, 2019 #78

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    Gaw blimey, I never knew I'd get so many responses! Will update the average tomorrow. It seems to be dropping as the busy guys with work and young family respond. We old farts are online more frequently, obviously.
     
  19. May 22, 2019 #79

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  20. May 22, 2019 #80

    chrissyr63

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    1 - 55
    2 - yes but trimmed frequently so more facial hair thing!
    3 - 95kg
    4 - erm thinning on top so 60-70%?
     

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