jjsh
Landlord.
I sold my vacuume cleaner today. All it was doing was collecting dust.
And here, walking along the forest floor, is the Oofle Doofle bird. The Oofle Doofle bird has one wing slightly longer than the other. It walks because if it attempts to fly, it does so in ever-decreasing circles until it disappears up its own fundamental orifice in a cloud of **** and feathers.The OhooMaGoolie bird is very rare, the male has very large testicles, which hang down further than it's feet and a rather curious song as it lands
OhooMaGoolies, OhooMaGoolies, OhooMaGoolies!
Oh we’re off to see the Wild West Show the elephant and the kangaroo, never mind the weather as long as were together were off to see the wild west show.Oh we’re off to see the Wild West Show . . . . etc.
Or the midget who got kicked out of the nudest camp?Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison?
He's a small medium at large.
It was one of those jokes we would probably have laughed at in the days of the TV show "love they neighbour" but things have moved on a fair bit since then.Not sure this sort of borderline racist 'joke' is funny.....
I guess that depends on how offended you are by mild racism, it being told on radio 2 doesn't make it any less offensive.How touchy can people be.