Bat flattery, excellent I've been sat I'm a tractor for 13 hrs today apart from getting on and off to pick about a ton of stones up been chuckling all day. Bar flattery thanks for keeping my pecker up.My car wouldn't start this morning, so I took a look under the bonnet and was surprised to see a pair of pipistreles hanging from the engine cover.
The first said "My you're looking handsome today!"
To which the second added "And well dressed too."
I knew the problem straight away.
A couple of bottles of beer then as much wine as i can drink as we always have a cupboard full, to be honest that's not much these days especially on a work night when i have been up since 06:00.chippy tell me you'll have something stronger than OP, it is friday night after all