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Spratt

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A well-dressed businessman gets into an elevator in a high-rise building, and a blonde is already there.
She smiles sweetly at him and says “T-G-I-F”.
The fellow smiles back and replies, “S-H-I-T”.
The blonde, thinking she’s been misunderstood, repeats even more sweetly, “T-G-I-F”.
Again, the gentleman replies, “S-H-I-T”.
Now exasperated, the blonde stamps her foot and says “T-G-I-F. Thank Goodness It’s Friday”, to which the guy answers, “S-H-I-T. Sorry Honey It’s Tuesday”
 

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Electric Scooters have now ovetaken Audis
as transport of choice for utter pr!*ks.
When did Audi take over BMW?

Answer - when BMW started turning out motors like this.



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I hear that Richmond sausages are bringing out a vegan sausage, apparently it has i higher meat content than the normal ones
 

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My lesbian neighbours brought me a Casio for christmas. I think they misunderstood when i said " I wanna watch"
 

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