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Qo'noS may be ;)


Worf was born in 2340 on Qo'noS (the Klingon homeworld) as the son of Mogh.
Five years later, his parents moved to the Khitomer colony.

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Oogle says that what you call 'earth' is actually oblate spheroid rather than 'round'. Being Terran, it is assumed you were speaking of 'Terra'.

Yet, Qo'noS is indeed round (more oval actually). Now bring me more blood wine!
 

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A very attractive woman steps on to an elevator crowded with men.

The doors close and after a short span the elevator comes to an abrupt halt and the lights switch to dim emergency mode.

“Oh!,” cries the woman, “I’ve been geesed!”

A man from the back says, “Um, I think you mean ‘goosed’”

She says, “I can count!”
 

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