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Obadiah Boondoggle

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Perhaps your bin collection day - does that go smoothly?

Or is your underwear becoming too tight?

Or do you have a shortage of dental floss

Any of these important issues

As your agony aunt I do not want to be judgemental as to what your problems are

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My neighbour owes me £40 for fence panels, and has done for about a year. She's mentioned on a couple of occasions that she knows that she owes me the money, but has done nothing about paying me. Dear agony uncle, do I:
A) suck it up, buttercup
B) ask her politely again for my moolah
C) cut the brake pipes on her car
Please help!
 

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Dear agony OB,

One of my testicles is smaller than the other two. Is this normal?
It is quite normal for one of a man's testicles to be bigger than the other. However, if one is smaller than the other that is a bit more worrying. I suggest that you seek an urgent appointment with your GP and stop shamppoing your ferrets in the mean time
 

Obadiah Boondoggle

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My neighbour owes me £40 for fence panels, and has done for about a year. She's mentioned on a couple of occasions that she knows that she owes me the money, but has done nothing about paying me. Dear agony uncle, do I:
A) suck it up, buttercup
B) ask her politely again for my moolah
C) cut the brake pipes on her car
Please help!
Well I wouldn't take offence (a fence) at her actions but I think that you do need a hair cut
 

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No. At risk of diverting this thread back to brewing, the most important unsolved problem in mathematics is why 1.057 minus 1.010 sometimes equals 5% one week and 6.17% the next
Well I understand how confusing numbers are - did you know that I have an above average number of legs?
 
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