- Jul 3, 2020
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Hi, oh helpful one.... to clarify,Can I first of all clarify something - whilst tied to the bed and blindfolded are you able to aim accurately enough to get the cum in your mouth. In fact which bit of you is tied?
Do you use chains, rope or piano wire?
In your situation I
woulddo concentrate on the texture
If it's runny and viscous I imagine you have some mature camembert in your mouth
However, if it's hard and nutty - you should insist the blindfold is removed
I am reminded of what my dear old mother used to say "they're as different as chalk and cheese" - actually maybe it wasn't the word chalk she used, but there again I am colour blind
Any one who uses the saying as different as chalk and cheese has obviously never bought a packet of mild cheddar from Kwik Save
As my doctor often says to me "keep taking the tablets"
I’m usually tied to a vegetable bed at the allotment by my unusually long (But permed) a**e hairs. Although on occasion I treat myself to rusty barb around the scrotum... nothing chafes quite as satisfyingly.
slack Chantelle is usually in charge of the aiming, it doesn’t help that her one good eye is a bassets liquorice all sort, but god I can’t resist her fopping bingo wings.
your mother sounds like a wise person - she obviously imprinted this excellent ability to deliver such wise and profound advice. I am forever in your debt