The definition of unbelievability

[Godsdog]

http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/07/police-finally-release-drugs-suspect-refused-take-poo-47-days-7368718/
47 daysthey should have left him to explode in my opinion.
Apart from the fact that A,if he didn't eat during that time he would surely be ckose to his demise and B, if he did eat? Well I don't know how he could have not sh1+ himself at least

 

[chesters-mild]

Aye - and when it all comes out he may well crack the pan :mad1:

 

[Linalmeemow]

******* hell, I have trouble holding it in for five minutes if the kids are in the bathroom when I get up in the morning. Ignoring the reasoning behind it, 47 days is an astonishing feat of self control!

 

[IainM]

They should've given him some homebrew dregs. That would get it moving.

 

[Saisonator]

He'll be ******** out a lump of coal.

 

[-Bezza-]

He'll be ******** out a lump of coal.

Diamond, more like.

 

[terrym]

I wonder if he gets his wish...."his lawyer told Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court that 'he would rather die' than go to the toilet".

 

[Chippy_Tea]

After 38 days in police custody, his lawyer told Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court that ‘he would rather die’ than go to the toilet.

If he is a dealer i think we would all agree we would rather he died than went to the toilet.

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[Chippy_Tea]

Are they not allowed to take an x ray of his stomachache to see if he is carrying anything?

 

[Bigcol49]

Hi!
These young people today - they don't give a sh*t.

 

[Saisonator]

Are they not allowed to take an x ray of his stomachache to see if he is carrying anything?

The radiation exposure from the x-ray would probably contravene his human rights.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

So I guess stamping on his stomach is definitely out of the question.

 

[Gunge]

I wonder if he gets his wish...."his lawyer told Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court that 'he would rather die' than go to the toilet".

I'd rather die than use a public toilet. Even I have standards y'know.

 

[Bigcol49]

I'd rather die than use a public toilet. Even I have standards y'know.

Hi!
I prefer to p*ss in my own pot.

 

[Ken L]

They could have kept him longer but would have meant going though the motions.

 

[Pirate_Pete]

They could have given him one of my Pale Ales with extra hops.
That seems to get things going.