Which COMPANIES have the most useless slogans?

[kelper]

Have you noticed how many companies have taglines, mottos or slogans which mean nothing? Many don't even constitute a proper sentence. They promise nothing.

Lloyds Bank - 'by your side' really annoys me.
Boots - 'let's feel good' is that aimed at the customers or the shareholders?
Volvo - 'for life' is that a warranty promise? of course not!

got any more?

 

[The Cat]

In these troubled times KFC's isn't the best advice.

 

[Hazelwood Brewery]

Like lots of things in life these slogans have become a simple promotional tactic. Many are also contradictory. Statements like “good food at low prices” are a good example - is it low prices OR good food, what’s the strategy? Imagine you work for this company and you’re developing a new product. Are you going to buy a wide range of high quality ingredients or go for fewer and cheaper ingredients?

 

[dad_of_jon]

I dislike the term 'Real Ale' - as opposed to virtual ale? - or is the alternative - fake ale or counterfeit ale?

Ford - driven by you? - Er no - driven by someone else cos I have a suzuki

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I worked for Spillers and then Nestle Purina, before my time Spillers had a slogan " Dogs like Winalot because its Nice"

 

[kelper]

I dislike the term 'Real Ale' - as opposed to virtual ale? - or is the alternative - fake ale or counterfeit ale?

I'm after company slogans

Real ale was a slogan against keg beer and that stuff delivered by road tanker. Camra did us all a big favour back then.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Exclusive offer - open to everyone

 

[Cheshire Cat]

When I was at Coca Cola/Schweppes we had a solan "Fire on the Uprole". Never knew what it meant.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

BMW “Ultimate Driving Machine”

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Nestle Purina's internal slogan was "Passion for Pets" which I thought might not be legal.

 

[Horners]

Mcewans export "class in a glass"

 

[Horners]

Always - talking your body's language

 

[VW911]

What really gets my goat is when companies state "Up to 100% successful/effective," etc...
So, it follows that it could be as little as 1%...

 

[Benfleet Brewery]

Probably the best lager in the world

 

[Hazelwood Brewery]

What really gets my goat is when companies state "Up to 100% successful/effective," etc...
So, it follows that it could be as little as 1%...

I’m up to 100% sober.

 

[kelper]

No other product is better = they are all the same

 

[Clint]

I know it's not a company thing but I heard it from the mouth of devils....
There is no evidence that Corona virus can survive on parcels and letters...
No...that's because it's not been tested...but it survives on every other known surface to man... especially beer glasses...

 

[BrewMeHappy]

What really gets my goat is when companies state "Up to 100% successful/effective," etc...
So, it follows that it could be as little as 1%...

Or they state something like 90% agree that blah blah blah. Then when you look at how many they surveyed in the text on an advert, it's some ridiculous figure like 57 people.

 

[Clint]

"because you're worth it.."
"It" being over priced stuff that won't make you like like the bird in the ad...no matter how much you slap on.

 

[Horners]

"because you're worth it.."
"It" being over priced stuff that won't make you like like the bird in the ad...no matter how much you slap on.

But I like the bird in the ad