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Gingerbrews

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Bank of Scotland: "A friend for life"
Yeh right, as long as you buy our overpriced products, and don't expect us to be very friendly if you're having a bad timeaheadbutt
 

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Nothing acts faster than Anadin.... Take nothing then it works better
 

Crappyfish

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I absolutely can't stand the word "your" put in when a company describes itself as belonging to "you"..
In that case I'll have a trolley of your best stuff and 20 crates of "real,craft ale"...delivered!
Chop!Chop!
Your right there
 

TonyT

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Not a slogan as such, but that bl**dy infuriating whistle at the end of McDonald’s ads.
 

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As a kid I used to wonder what `It's the fish that John West reject that makes John West the best' was supposed to mean. Think I've got it now but it's a hell of a long winded way of saying `we don't can crappy fish'...
 

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Just seen another crap slogan on a Waitrose van it says our Blueberries are green.
 

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As a kid I used to wonder what `It's the fish that John West reject that makes John West the best' was supposed to mean. Think I've got it now but it's a hell of a long winded way of saying `we don't can crappy fish'...
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As a kid I used to wonder what `It's the fish that John West reject that makes John West the best' was supposed to mean. Think I've got it now but it's a hell of a long winded way of saying `we don't can crappy fish'...
So they were throwing small dead Fish back into the sea,what would HFW have to say?
 

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