You couldn't make it up.

[Chippy_Tea]

Lancs Road Police‏Verified account @LancsRoadPolice 16m16 minutes ago
Ok! This one in B’pool... Driver arrested S5 RTA (Drink Drive) whilst on route to B’pool Mags Court to face a S5 RTA (Drink Drive) charge! I kid you not! No licence or insurance either! Great anonymous call from a concerned MOP! #Fatal4

 

[welly3]

He needs to stop drinking entirely, whether in or out of a vehicle.

 

[treebeard]

The driver should get a prison term, be banned from driving for 10 years, heavily fined and car crushed. Though I doubt it would make any difference.

 

[Clint]

...won't be needing the car...I could take it off his hands for a few hundred quid...

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Another "You couldn't make it up" the worry is these morons are travelling towards you at 60 mph in the opposite lane only a few feet away from your car.




North West Motorway Police‏Verified account @NWmwaypolice 3h3 hours ago
13:01 12/07/2018 We kid you not! Vehicle stopped by our MX31 @CPTaskforce and spoke to on #M6 with regard to his SatNav positioning. He wasn’t able to see the main instruments of his vehicle and the cable would have become tangled around the controls.

 

[Clint]

Dickheads..

 

[GerritT]

Dickheads..

You mean 'BMW drivers'.

 

[britton]

Another "You couldn't make it up" the worry is these morons are travelling towards you at 60 mph in the opposite lane only a few feet away from your car.

That car has a sat Nav built in??!!!

 

[Chippy_Tea]

You mean 'BMW drivers'.

The second ones a Ford.

 

[britton]

I know, I have the same car and with the touch screen on the left there is a sat Nav.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

That car has a sat Nav built in??!!!

I guess reading the car owners manual was too much of a challenge so he/she decided to stick with the old one.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

This one takes some beating.


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06 Dad‏ @schorcio67 3 hours ago

Where do I begin -
The car facing the wrong way arrived to help jump start the other = Prosecuted
The broken down car had no insurance = Prosecuted

 

[VW911]

There was a great one in the Telegraph on Saturday.
A "motorist" in Norwich was stopped, using an upturned builders' bucket as a seat, steering with a pair of mole-grips...

 

[MrRook]

The driver should get a prison term, be banned from driving for 10 years, heavily fined and car crushed. Though I doubt it would make any difference.

At least he wouldn't be driving while in prison.

 

[brumbrew]

There was a great one in the Telegraph on Saturday.
A "motorist" in Norwich was stopped, using an upturned builders' bucket as a seat, steering with a pair of mole-grips...

Yea I saw that pic on twitter