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[aamcle]

duck apples n bob apples, T or T is a nasty American import - demanding favours with menaces

aamcle

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Some take it a little too seriously, its called apple bobbing not the drown yourself in a bucket of water game. :lol:

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[alikav]

Yes another unwanted American import!
Like the suddenly hip way of saying "could I get a cup of coffee"?
If I worked in Starbucks I would be saying " No....YOU,. can't get a cup of coffee,,,, I Can GET YOU a cup of coffee,I think what you mean is , could I have a cup of coffee, you stupid Americanised ****!"
God my wife is right. I'm turning into a right sarcastic git........love it!!!!

 

[Robin54]

But that's what broomsticks are for ?
Any minute now Chippy will come a knocking....


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Got my air rifle by the front door.......and a mars bar:grin:

 

[Chippy_Tea]

A pellet for a mars bar sounds good to me. :lol:

 

[Clint]

Yeah...can I get....my ar3e! What utter poo..and those you see wandering around city centres clutching a lidded coffee cup like it's great or something...and others who have a sports type drink bottle they keep swigging out of and they are far from sporty looking...and young people using mobility scooters when their only disability is lack of mobility caused by a chronic case of cola,chips and pizza and a severe dose of idleness and can't be arsed...littering...sniper rifle for Christmas. ...

Cheers

Clint

 

[Chippy_Tea]

God my wife is right. I'm turning into a right sarcastic git........love it!!!!

When grumpy old men used to be on i would sit nodding at the TV, Mrs Tea said i should have been on it?


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[Gerryjo]

Chinese whispers haven't got a look in haha....⛄

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[geetee]

Thats the beauty of living on a boat. Moored up in the middle of nowhere not a house nor a trick or treater in sight.

Makes bobbing for apples a bit more exciting as well!

 

[alikav]

Yeah...can I get....my ar3e! What utter poo..and those you see wandering around city centres clutching a lidded coffee cup like it's great or something...and others who have a sports type drink bottle they keep swigging out of and they are far from sporty looking...and young people using mobility scooters when their only disability is lack of mobility caused by a chronic case of cola,chips and pizza and a severe dose of idleness and can't be arsed...littering...sniper rifle for Christmas. ...

Cheers

Clint

And by the way....pulled pork isn't a new thing either,nor is jerk chicken or any of the other shyte sandwiches they are charging you £6 for at events these days!!! Be proud to be Brits you bastards !and stop adopting all of these goddamn ridiculous Americanisms!

 

[Tau]

Halloween is british, only t & T is american.

 

[pms67]

We used to carve our turnips and go guising,
Wheel our guy fawkes dummy about in a barrow a few days later.
Penny for the guy?????

 

[Tau]

We used to carve our turnips and go guising,
Wheel our guy fawkes dummy about in a barrow a few days later.
Penny for the guy?????

I used to go around and "happy Halloween", just me the town was deserted, a lone figure in black, holding a curved swede with a candle in with a bit of string banging on peoples doors, used to make enough to pay for homebrewing equipment :grin: Swiftly followed by penny for the guy for 5 days, all would do that, and after that a full 6 weeks of caroling :lol:

Edit: Forgot to add the Happy New Year market, used to make the most that night, friends and I would sit outside a club and cadge of the drunk and diminative.

 

[Russ146]

Yes another unwanted American import!
Like the suddenly hip way of saying "could I get a cup of coffee"?
If I worked in Starbucks I would be saying " No....YOU,. can't get a cup of coffee,,,, I Can GET YOU a cup of coffee,I think what you mean is , could I have a cup of coffee, you stupid Americanised ****!"
God my wife is right. I'm turning into a right sarcastic git........love it!!!!

Best thing ive read on here in weeks

how goes in starbucks anyway?

Stand and queue to order???
Stand and queue until its your turn???
Stand and wait while they make it???
Stand and wait to pay???

Sounds like the old cadburys smash adverts HaHaHaHa

 

[geetee]

Best thing ive read on here in weeks

how goes in starbucks anyway?

Stand and queue to order???
Stand and queue until its your turn???
Stand and wait while they make it???
Stand and wait to pay???

Sounds like the old cadburys smash adverts HaHaHaHa

The best one is in Macdonalds when they say "Sorry about your wait"

I usually reply " Yes I know I am on a diet but today is an exception"

Then I stand back and look as it flies straight over their heads!

 

[Chippy_Tea]

how goes in starbucks anyway?

Stand and queue to order???
Stand and queue until its your turn???
Stand and wait while they make it???
Stand and wait to pay???

Sounds like the old cadburys smash adverts HaHaHaHa

I would never buy a cup of coffee in a shop where if i asked for a cup of coffee they would ask me which one.

 

[Clint]

Don't know if it's an American thing but I have even had someone apologise about the weather when we were on hols down Devon or somewhere and it was tipping down! I asked them if it was their fault and could they make it snow! For Christ's sake!
A few years ago in work some of us,including some office ladies,were doing some fire training outside. .putting out fires with extinguishers. .that sort of thing. Anyway there was an almighty stench in the air as some nearby Farmer was spreading. .some right tit working with us fancied himself as a bit of a lad with the ladies and apologised for the smell...I said..is that you, I thought it was cow ****? He said..you're not funny...I said. ..everyone's laughing..

Cheers

Clint

 

[Chippy_Tea]

The best one is in Macdonalds when they say "Sorry about your wait"

I usually reply " Yes I know I am on a diet but today is an exception"

Then I stand back and look as it flies straight over their heads!

I hate it when you ring a call centre and they (at some point) say "do you mind if i put you on hold" its just taken you half a fecking hour to get through do they honestly think you are going to say "yes i do i am in a hurry i will ring back later"

 

[geetee]

I hate it when you ring a call centre and they (at some point) say "do you mind if i put you on hold" its just taken you half a fecking hour to get through do they honestly think you are going to say "yes i do i am in a hurry i will ring back later"

Last week in a local Greggs I bought one of their white bloomer loafs* and took it to the till. The assistant then said " is that to take away"?????

Next time I will be ready for her with " No I just thought I would make some sandwiches right here in the shop!


* The previous week I had been to the same shop for a loaf, none on the shelf and asked the assistant " have you got any white bloomers" without realising what I was saying!
She got me a loaf without even the hint of a smile.

 

[Cwrw666]

Don't know if it's an American thing but I have even had someone apologise about the weather when we were on hols down Devon or somewhere and it was tipping down! I asked them if it was their fault and could they make it snow! For Christ's sake!
A few years ago in work some of us,including some office ladies,were doing some fire training outside. .putting out fires with extinguishers. .that sort of thing. Anyway there was an almighty stench in the air as some nearby Farmer was spreading. .some right tit working with us fancied himself as a bit of a lad with the ladies and apologised for the smell...I said..is that you, I thought it was cow ****? He said..you're not funny...I said. ..everyone's laughing..

Cheers

Clint

Just look up halloween on wikipaedia. The Yanks nicked it from the Brits and Irish. The only thing America brought to it was pumpkins and dressing up as spiderman etc.
Try carving a turnip lantern, that'll put hairs on your chest.