I've had to come to South Yorkshire for work today, which means when I try and get back home to the coast later its going to be a complete nightmare. Most of the routes are already snarled up by caravans. Then my local will be jam packed full of Yorkies telling everybody who doesn't want to know how wonderful Yorkshire is, and I can spend the rest of my holiday being knocked off my pushbike by grockles with caravans because they don't know how to drive on our Lincolnshire roads.
I love bank holidays.
I love bank holidays.