fermentall
Landlord.
Aburglar broke into a house one night,he shone his torch around looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said Jesus knows your here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch off and froze when he heard nothing more he continued.
just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard Jesus is watching you.
Frantically shining his torch around the beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that he hissed to the parrot?
Yes squawked the parrot i was just trying to warn you that he's watching you.
Warn me huh, who the hell are you ?.
Moses replied the parrot.
Moses laughed the burglar, what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?
The parrot squawked the same kind of people who would name a rottweiler Jesus!!!.
just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard Jesus is watching you.
Frantically shining his torch around the beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that he hissed to the parrot?
Yes squawked the parrot i was just trying to warn you that he's watching you.
Warn me huh, who the hell are you ?.
Moses replied the parrot.
Moses laughed the burglar, what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?
The parrot squawked the same kind of people who would name a rottweiler Jesus!!!.
