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"A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy that grants him three wishes! He says 'im hungry' and POW a fridge full of food appears in front of him. He says 'I want a nice house' POW a 4 bedroom semi appears in front of him. For his final wish he says 'I want to be a real Englishman!' and POW everything he had vanished..... he asks 'where has everthing gone?'........ 'You are an Englishman now my friend...' says the fairy... 'and entitled to **** ALL!!!'