Nicola Sturgeon has been cleared

[Brew_DD2]

I say we vote for independence just for the halibut.

 

[Manners]

Excellent news. Nicky the Fish has won a no-confidence vote by a margin of better than two to one. Good old Nicky. Long live Scotland. Time to draw a dram of 80/- (whatever that may be). I wish the UK as a whole had leaders of Sturgeon's ( and Salmond's for that matter) calibre.

Id ease off the booze - it’s obviously addling your judgement! Either that or your new stand up material is brilliant! Wembley arena here you come!