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Back home,flat Tribute. Boo is staying in the vets as her diabetes has caused pancreatis which,they say, can be treated (as they would ).

Well I've been down the allotment busting a gut then home and done some more of my sons bedroom renovation. Shower and just cracked a can of Tribute when Mrs Clint informs me the old dog Boo isn't well and needs to go to the vet. So here I'm sat. It's not looking good.

More serious crime like catching people driving at 21mph.

Usually I make a batch of curry base gravy(see Curry thread) which although gives great results is time consuming and you need a freezer and lots of takeaway tubs. At the moment I'm out of gravy so with it not possible to do without curry I've been trying a few things. One short cut I'm happy...

Quality... BBQ,shades and coat. No messing about!

Looks great! I like your description...thought you was gonna end with eggs,bacon,sausages and mushrooms!

Yet I couldn't get anywhere without a passport.

I work with a few balloons.

Put her down to one pair of shoes and from now on YOU'RE her hairdresser.

No pubs either.

Should have knocked her teeth out,nasty cow.

What about repeat offences? Three and get chucked off the aqueduct I say!

Make your hands look big though.

Sounds familiar.

I wonder if,in Papua New Guinea the locals will put them on their dinner menu?

Well if I encounter any of these sh1thouses in my wife's shop I shall exercise my right to use the necessary force to remove them from our private property. If this involves a spectacular combo of head butts and kidney punches so be it.

More pi55 and wind.

Rodcx500z you is starting to type in a Welsh accent boyo.

Quality muttage!

On radio today says the noise was builders moving concrete.