Tonight I will mostly be drinking Effin Oatmeal Stout (although I have been drinking since 13:00 (damn work colleagues) so likely to fall asleep soon :whistle:)
Here's tae yir ain kith and kin
Here's tae your sisters and brothers
Those wi' the bonnie blue e'en
And the hundreds and thousands of others
Of them that are happy and glad
And those who would never say never
Rarely downcast and sad
May you prosper for ever and ever