You could brew a really nasty no flavour lager and then serve it with a wedge of lime to hide all the off flavours from leaving beer in direct sunlight??
I spent a lot of time not using clear bottles but now I have loads (I especially like the Wilko ones). I just keep them in a cardboard box in the shed and only sup them after dark (like a really boring beer-Dracula.)
I use a mixture of brown, green and clear bottles and never bother keeping them in the dark either - and have never noticed any difference between them. Maybe I don't keep them long enough...
I always have a few clear ones.. Its actually quite nice to see how a beer is clearing.. I keep them in boxes. I always throw a towel over the boxes while in the house carbing anyway..
I use clear bottles ex.spitfire (Bought them full for a £1 each at Sainsbury on offer) and Bishops Finger (Currently £1.25 at Lidl) and keep the sun off them as the previous poster.