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I'm processing the pic's tomorrow and will complete the thread then. I timed myself tonight with a dozen 750ml bottles during my bottling session. Which was 36 bottles and a cornie. From picking up the first bottle, sterilising, priming, filling and capping 12 bottles-9min 46 Seconds. I've seen...

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Sitting here typing as I wait for my brew to cool. Decided to do 2 x 40L batches today. Wish I hadn't-it's been a long day and one of my yeast starters decided it will be lazy. I started them yesterday morning. Might be time to replace one with some fresh stuff. The other yeast is trying to...

I'm going to start a discussion on this. Because home brewers MASSIVELY UNDERPITCH yeast. Those little bags of dried yeast-for 25L. Load of rubbish. Yes they will ferment out a brewlength of 25L. Eventually. But that isn't brewing, that's leaving things to chance and hoping your sterilising...

Click on active topics and the first page is full of 'welcome mr XXX' etc. At this time of night/morning anyway. How many people join this forum on a daily basis? Are there any people left to go to the pub in the UK now or is everyone trying homebrewing? How many members post past 200 posts? Or...

Good to see your all brewing like a fury :thumb: I've had a xxxxxxx mare of the last 6 month's or so since i've last been here. Some good points though. Don't bother taking pic's of my brews anymore. Too boring they are nowadays, pretty straightforward brewdays for me. I have 3 house beers and...

A Little Bit Of Everything Ale I had little bits of Grain left so I thought I'd just bung em all together and do a brew :D After deciding on a standard best bitter type of brew this is what I came up with. 40L est OG 1048 4653g MO(for thats all i had left) 2311g Carapils(as above) 400g...

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6 lb. The average man's pen*s is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion...

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife £775 a week," "That's very fair, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few quid myself."

The Fish A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that f*cker!" "Hey, mind your language!" says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - it's a f*cker...

http://www.lazypatch.com/ Why? Check out the 'features' :shock: . Then, once you have cleared all the **** up from wetting yourself, try to explain to me why these people thought anyone would buy into their world...

Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double...

A couple of years ago one of my best buddies got diagnosed with cancer of the aesophagus(spelling?) and underwent extensive chemotheraphy, radiotherapy and surgery. Recently it appeared the fight against big C had been won. We were all very pleased and Andy tried to resume his normal life...

I've decided to grow a rather fetching bushy beard for this winter. The wife doesn't approve but then i don't really like her one either. :lol: I'm getting to the itchy scratchy part at the mo, hopefully this will go away in a week. My thinking behind this is that it'll keep my face warm...

Due to my little shop being forced to close i now have a big counter and a long slab of Kauri. Which i plan on turning into a bar, quite a big bar as it'll be about 4m long. 8-) So far i have removed the old top and cut off a couple of spars to enable the Kauri slab to fit on top without having...

Been brewing this today-I quite like the 3 hr mash-means i can concentrate on comsuming some brews. Or moving a fridge, plumbing in some lines and connecting up a cornie to work from my new 'Bar'. Shame the cornie is now empty and i have NO MORE BREW :shock: Getting cold turkey already so have...

Sally is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. > She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing > there. He asks Sally, 'Do you have a vagina?' > Shocked, she slams the door in disgust. > > > The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is > the same man and he asks...

As i'm almost out of beer, haven't brewed in ages and have just about enough grain to do two brews i'm doing 30L DP Simonds Bitter(6.5%) and 40L Shelobs Sting(6.8%) tomorrow. I've made up two 2L starters of Thames Valley Yeast. This is the last so i'll have to use the yeast cake to produce some...

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than...