Favourite Film Quotes

[snail59]

It's been emotional (Big Chris Lock Stock & 2)

These go to eleven (Nigel Tufnel Spinal Tap)

This is the realy real world there aint no coming back (T Bird the crow)

Tell me son, are you a homosexual? The day was when only homosexuals used words like "expansive". (Jimmy Price Layer Cake)

It's just a wafer thin mint. (The Maitre D The meaning of Life)

 

[bobingtonsmyth]

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - The Life of Brian

Or in a darker vein:

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning..." - Apocalypse Now

And if you were to include TV quotes then one of my absolute all time favourites:

"One thousand, five hundred and seventy four gin and tonics please Monica." - Mr Jolly Lives Next Door

 

[stevander74]

"We better get back, it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night... mostly."
"Get away from her you bitch!"

One of my all time favorites.

 

[thomasray_uk]

"moonshine, good old american moonshine"

The great escape :

 

[BigYin]

"We better get back, it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night... mostly."
"Get away from her you bitch!"

One of my all time favorites.

Brill film :drink:

Love the next one too :

"But we tolerate anybody. Even the intolerable."


Dillon: Yeah, well you don't wanna know me, lady. I'm a murderer and rapist of women.
Ripley: Really? [pause] Well, I guess I must make you nervous. :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:


"We're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want go on your feet, or on your ******* knees? "

 

[Tony]

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. - Caddyshack

Oh but if I went 'round saying I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! - MP & The Holy Grail

 

[Cussword]

"Here's Johnny", "Red Rum"

The Shining :party:

 

[unclepumble]

Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! Life of Brian

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh.
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Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?
Austin Powers: A what?
Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
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[jonewer]

Oh but if I went 'round saying I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! - MP & The Holy Grail

:lol:

Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

 

[bobingtonsmyth]

Oh but if I went 'round saying I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! - MP & The Holy Grail

:lol:

Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I just can't help myself:

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[unclepumble]

Ah well the holy grail is a classic and so is this one

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer..

or

We are the Knights who say... NI.

 

[BigYin]

It's just a flesh wound :lol:

 

[unclepumble]

King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left!

 

[Cussword]

Now thats a knife, Crocodile dundee
You vill lose, If he dies, he dies,Rocky1V

 

[snail59]

Yes of coarse the Holy Hand Grenade.

 

[BigYin]

bring forward the Holy Handgrenade of Antioc!

 

[leedsbrew]

Clint Eastwood - Gran Torino

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****** with? That's me.

 

[Grumpy Jack]

You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word...

De Niro as Al Capone - The Untouchables (1987)

 

[delboy]

The big lebowski

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ******* amateurs...

 

[broadfordbrewer]

Get Carter.
Jack Carter: You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.