Poetry Corner

[home brewer]

a rash coarse, and far too revealing.


New:
I joined a homebrew posse

 

[calumscott]

With blokes called Moley and Vossy

 

[dennisking]

I brewed some lovely bitter

 

[fermentall]

and turbo cider by the barrel.

 

[abeyptfc]

and turbo cider by the barrel.

aren't lines 3 and 4 sorta mean to rhyme?

 

[Mark1964]

that last one was bad.

Heres another.......... There was a bald brewer from Leeds

 

[PD]

who decided to brew all his needs.

 

[bobsbeer]

He sat on his tun

 

[Mark1964]

and burnt his old bum

 

[calumscott]

and roasted his "gentleman's seeds"...

Let's go with:

There once was a brewer from Kerry...

 

[Mark1964]

who tried making a sparkling perry

 

[Frogfurlong]

From sprouts by the pound

 

[Mark1964]

she fell to the ground

 

[Frogfurlong]

because it had miraculously turned into sherry

 

[Mark1964]

so now she is making a wherry

 

[home brewer]

another

British beer is the best, they all say

 

[fermentall]

and i like to drink it three times a day,

 

[RokDok]

At eight ,twelve and ten

 

[Mark1964]

till i **** me sen :rofl:

 

[home brewer]

blewtered on Porter, Stout and IPA