Beards.

[Andyroo Brew]

At least having a beard saves on razor blades and offsets the energy costs with brewing

 

[Chippy_Tea]

they've decreed that beards are redundant.

They didn't say beards are now redundant now who is making stuff up!

They said they beards are going out of fashion, those that didn't grow the beard to be fashionable will carry on wearing a beard those that did may now decide its time to get rid, fashions come and go i don't get why you are getting so upset by this fact.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Precisely and since they haven't had their customary back-hander from the manufacturers of curling tongs <snip>
You couldn't make it up!

It seems they are not the only ones that couldn't make it up.

 

[Bernie]

There was a tax on beards in Russia in the 18th century but I wouldn't want to give the Government ideas.

 

[An Ankoù]

They didn't say beards are now redundant now who is making stuff up!

They said they beards are going out of fashion, those that didn't grow the beard to be fashionable will carry on wearing a beard those that did may now decide its time to get rid, fashions come and go i don't get why you are getting so upset by this fact.

Upset, Squire? I'm having a laugh at a very daft (IMO) topic? Why are you getting upset at the idea that I might be getting upset. More importantly, and this is one for the admin as well as the mods: Why are we discussing beer on a beard forum?

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Upset, Squire? I'm having a laugh at a very daft (IMO) topic?

I thought this was a full on rant not you having a laugh -

Who are these R-soles who "predict" whether something is going to be in fashion or not.
Complete limpets in my opinion, who've got nothing better to do with their sad lives.
Same as these morons who work as "influencers".
What a pointless existence. High time an Ankoù and La Faucheuse got together and had a cull of this dross.

 

[MmmBeer]

My beard covers a multitude of chins!

It also has those tendy white bits on either side of the chin cleft, that takes me and countless other men of a certain age, great skill to keep them dyed that colour.

 

[Thorbz]

I'm devilishly handsome without a beard, or so I've been told, but look as if I belong on a register when I have one.

 

[user 41945]

I've had one for most of my adult life and have no plans to shave. Trim every few weeks or so to keep it tidy and stop the mice nesting. Really can't be *rsed to shave.

 

[Eskimo John]

I can't reply to this survey as the option " Never had one and don't want one " isn't there!

 

[Eris solipsis]

The length of my beard is determined by either when I last saw a client ( to look professional) or when I last saw my mother in law ( who hates them). Chin goes grey with brown tosh and cheeks. Looks a bit odd anyway.

 

[Victor Churchill]

Started one at 18 just because I could even though I probably should have; waited a few more years kept it for ... whoah ... thirty plus years?, then got persuaded to give it up. SWMBO now tells me off if I get prickly.
I've been told apparently my last passport photo with a beard I looked like a terrorist.

 

[St00]

Aww poor Jared! I actually love his voice though, I think it's amazing. Might go put him on the radio

I have to say I saw Morbius at the weekend and he was surprisingly good. The film itself was atrocious though.

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

I haven't heard of that one

 

[St00]

We were sat by 2 fifteen year old girls and judging by the appreciative noises they were making every time he appeared on screen, you may enjoy it. He's not my type.

 

[Graz]

Never managed to push past the annoying phase of facial hair growth. It has been left for 2-3 weeks on occasion so on the cusp of a proper beard but then I get fed up with it

I used to shave daily when I was in the office everyday, since the plague and working from home I tend to leave it somewhere between a few days and a week now.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Never managed to push past the annoying phase of facial hair growth. It has been left for 2-3 weeks on occasion so on the cusp of a proper beard but then I get fed up with it

I used to shave daily when I was in the office everyday, since the plague and working from home I tend to leave it somewhere between a few days and a week now.

I hate shaving so leave it until I get the itchy stage then shave.