Beer is good for you.

[Clarence]

Just read this in the Independent.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/me...loping-alzheimer-s-study-suggests/ar-AA13Xo88Also just drafted a massive order for Tettnanger hops, but I can't remember my name for the order form.

 

[Bernie]

If you go to the supermarket and forget what you went for, buy some beer. You won't feel foolish.

 

[Agentgonzo]

Interesting... Whenever I drink about 7 or 8 pints, I forget how to drive.

 

[Clint]

It's worse when the wardrobe turns into the toilet...

 

[Clarence]

It's worse when the wardrobe turns into the toilet...

Only if your wardrobe lacks the appropriate plumbing!

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Came back from the pub last night and my wife (who was in bed) shouted from the bedroom

Mrs B "Why on earth are you making all that noise?"

Me "Because I am trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs"

Mrs B "Well just leave it downstairs then"

Me "I can't, I've already drunk it"

Strangest thing of all is that we live in a bungalow

 

[Dyke Busters]

It's not beer!
It's liquid bread!