I have turned the news off

[Sneedhearn]

Ireland is crying out for climate change. I am fed up looking at rain. The funny thing if we do get a decent spell of nice weather they put out a hose pipe band.
You couldn't make this stuff up

No matter how often they put them out I'll bet they've never managed to beat the Field Marshal Montgomery Pipe Band at the world championship.

 

[samale]

No matter how often they put them out I'll bet they've never managed to beat the Field Marshal Montgomery Pipe Band at the world championship.

We love a good band over here
Strange boy's marching up and down roads banging drums.

 

[MashBag]

... and having the confidence to plant my garlic!

Should have been in months ago. Surely.