Joke just 4 moley

[unclepumble]

I've been sleeping with this bloke's wife and today he sent me this text:
"You go near her again and ill have you dead! Mark my words!"

To which I replied:
"8 out of 10, I'll requires an apostrophe and a capital I."

 

[Moley]

Quite right too, you tell him :thumb:





Got a problem with your space bar?

 

[unclepumble]

Quite right too, you tell him :thumb:





Got a problem with your space bar?

quick paste job on the iphone sorry I have now corrected it


UP

 

[evanvine]

Don't encourage him UP!
Enough of us get castigated for for our grammatical peccadilloes already :rofl:
Merry Xmas to you both.

 

[jamesb]

Enough of us get castigated for for our grammatical peccadilloes already :rofl:

Run out of full stops Jim?

 

[evanvine]

dont you start as well
Merry Xmas JB.

 

[A T]

i dont no what all the fuss is about. happy christmas everybody

 

[unclepumble]

Merry Chrim bo selecta to you all.

UP

 

[evanvine]

"selecta"

Please enlighten my illiteracy.

 

[commsbiff]

"selecta"

Please enlighten my illiteracy.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/bo-selecta

 

[evanvine]

Many thanks for the URL, CB.
I think it's a case of, "when ignorance is bliss, 'tis a folly to be wise".

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

*****Moley*****

 

[evanvine]

He is actually quite good at it BB.
I've a lot of time for him.
Like the shield. :thumb: