New Names.

[jonewer]

I was going to say somewhere-on-the-rob but didn't want to offend anyone so how about westminster-on-the-take

:lol:

 

[Aleman]

[quote="corby_brewer":347fpkup]

I live in Harlow and I had the police round a few weeks ago, he came on foot, his car must have already been stollen

Where im from the police dont bother coming round. They just give you a crime number over the phone.

You can get them on the phone? [/quote:347fpkup]
I get them to come round, by reporting my issue, and then when they say "Sorry Sir we are very busy at the moment" I call out to Helen "Have you seen my Shotgun?" . . . . Amazing how many police cars respond . . . although after Cumbria it's not something to joke about any more