unclepumble
Landlord.
Everything went quiet as soon as I entered the pub. I could see people nudging their companions and pointing as if to say, "That's him.. That's the one I was telling you about."A few customers tried to trip me up as I made my way to the bar, and one even showed their contempt for me by spitting on the ground by my feet."What can I get you?" sneered the barman, "Same as before..?"I looked him straight in the eye, then turned round to face the rest of them as I said, "Yes please.. Same as before."Feck 'em, I thought. Real Ale pub or not.. If I want a pint of lager, I'll order a pint of lager.