silly joke

[fermentall]

Daffy Duckon a dirty weekend at a hotel calls reception and asks for some condoms,the receptionist asks shall i put them on your bill Daffy replies don't be thupid i'd thufficate.

 

[Kermit The Grog]

bear in mind i am a harvey's man being from sussex KTG




billy is at school
teacher ask,s What do your dad's do for a living
billy say's My dad is a male prostitute he suck's cock for money and if he realy likes the john he will let them bang him in the mouth and ****
after school teacher ask,s is that true
Billy say's No Ma'm my dad is a green king brewer but living in lewes i was too embarased to say so

 

[Tony]

:rofl:

And continuing the disney theme..

Mickey Mouse is in court facing the judge.
"I'm sorry Mickey, but Minnie having buck-teeth is no grounds for divorce!"

"I didn't say she had buck-teeth" Micky replies, "I said she was f'king Goofey"

*cough*