We three kings of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter, honking his hooter,
Over to you THBF....
One in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter, honking his hooter,
Over to you THBF....
We three kings...
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We three kings of Orient are,
Selling ladies underwear
Their fantastic
No elastic
Only a penny a pair.
(from school)
Selling ladies underwear
Their fantastic
No elastic
Only a penny a pair.
(from school)
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Version from school I remember was :
We three Kings of orient are
Selling ladies underwear,
No elastic, how fantastic
Very unsafe to wear
We three Kings of orient are
Selling ladies underwear,
No elastic, how fantastic
Very unsafe to wear
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I'll give it a go....
We three kings of Orient are
Brewing beer from our garage,
Splashing and sploshing, chucking the hops in,
Check your undies when you fart...
We three kings of Orient are
Brewing beer from our garage,
Splashing and sploshing, chucking the hops in,
Check your undies when you fart...
Clarence
Landlord.
We three kings have come from afar
We like our whiskey straight from the jar
Bells and Teachers, even Chivas
Whatever's behind the bar
Huuuughiieeeeeeee
Dram of wonder, dram so bright
Dram that I could drink all night
@chopps is leading, we're proceeding
Not going to make it home tonight!
Let's show a bit of imagination, lads and lasses!
We like our whiskey straight from the jar
Bells and Teachers, even Chivas
Whatever's behind the bar
Huuuughiieeeeeeee
Dram of wonder, dram so bright
Dram that I could drink all night
@chopps is leading, we're proceeding
Not going to make it home tonight!
Let's show a bit of imagination, lads and lasses!
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Drunken kings of Orient is wh-at we are,
Eating pickled chill-ies, how bizarre,
Hangover's receding,
My ar**hole is pleading,
"Don't finish the fecking jar"
Eating pickled chill-ies, how bizarre,
Hangover's receding,
My ar**hole is pleading,
"Don't finish the fecking jar"
Agentgonzo
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We forumites of Orient are,
Sending beer to those afar,
Drinking more rum,
On the forum,
Some even have their own bar!
Sending beer to those afar,
Drinking more rum,
On the forum,
Some even have their own bar!
We four priests of Middlewich are
Pi55ed as wheels stood by the bar
Out dead late
On the Murghy Straight
What could possibly go wrong...
Who's round?
Pass the pints!
Who's round?
US!alright?!
Where's the toilets?
Where to next?
Oh! What a sight!
In the pubs and in the bars
We're not on that..
It's not ours..
Expecting naggin'....
Moston Dragon!
One more for the road!
Here we go....
In and out...
Is it Locky?
Or Cross Stout?
It's all brewed well!
With Malt and hops...by a chap known as Chopps!
Pi55ed as wheels stood by the bar
Out dead late
On the Murghy Straight
What could possibly go wrong...
Who's round?
Pass the pints!
Who's round?
US!alright?!
Where's the toilets?
Where to next?
Oh! What a sight!
In the pubs and in the bars
We're not on that..
It's not ours..
Expecting naggin'....
Moston Dragon!
One more for the road!
Here we go....
In and out...
Is it Locky?
Or Cross Stout?
It's all brewed well!
With Malt and hops...by a chap known as Chopps!
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wow! :) haha thanks
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