Well that's never happened before

[oldbloke]

Popped down to the garage to stick today's crop of rassies and redcurrants in the freezer, turned and looked at the winerack, and thought "Why's that bottle got no cork in it? Why's the floor wet? Oh..."
Can't have happened too long ago as the remaining wine is still OK. Dandelion, it is. Sorbated and everything.
Odd.

 

[bobsbeer]

Ohhh errr a popper. Never had one of those before either. How are your other bottles?

 

[oldbloke]

OK so far. Might check cork tightness with the rubber mallet, just in case.

 

[Jeltz]

How are your other bottles?

1st thing that came to mind