unclepumble
Landlord.
Woman listens in on her 4 year old, who is playing with his train set.
"all those getting off get the F*ck of quick, and all those getting on F*cking hurry up about it"
Hearing this she chastises the little man and sends him to his room until he has learn't his lesson.
2 hours later the little boy comes back down stairs and appologies to his mum for his language, and asks if he can play with his train set again.
His mum says yes being as he has learnt his lesson.
He carries on playing and mum listens in again.
"all those departing thank you for travelling with us, we hope you have a good day! All those boarding please mind the gap and have a safe journey....... All those who are upset by the 2 hour delay can go see the Fat Cow in the Kitchen"
I'll get my coat :whistle:
"all those getting off get the F*ck of quick, and all those getting on F*cking hurry up about it"
Hearing this she chastises the little man and sends him to his room until he has learn't his lesson.
2 hours later the little boy comes back down stairs and appologies to his mum for his language, and asks if he can play with his train set again.
His mum says yes being as he has learnt his lesson.
He carries on playing and mum listens in again.
"all those departing thank you for travelling with us, we hope you have a good day! All those boarding please mind the gap and have a safe journey....... All those who are upset by the 2 hour delay can go see the Fat Cow in the Kitchen"
I'll get my coat :whistle:
