End of the world is nigh..again

[Sean_Mc]

A 56-year old preacher from the Dominican Republic has declared the world will end at 6pm New York time, so what's that about 11pm our time. Bugger, I finish work at 9pm so will have time for a quick few beers then.
Double Bugger We're off to a party on Saturday and I'm on a promiss

CLICKY

 

[Mike1981]

Oh **** ive just bought tickets for silverstone Motogp..... :wha:

 

[Tony]

Ah well, at least judgement day waited until the end of the footie season!

 

[aneray]

There goes the Kaiser Chiefs concert in Falmouth in a couple of weeks then

 

[phettebs]

At least I'll have finished my brew day by then!

 

[Hawks]

I've still got beer in an FV, I can't have it kegged and ready in that time... they'll have to postpone

 

[artyb]

wallys..... :grin:

 

[oldbloke]

Tonight? I heard it was to be Saturday.

 

[snail59]

Im at Brands Hatch this Weekend with my mate. Better tell him to go BALLS OUT on Saturday. The good news is he will save money as wont need new tyre's for the Sunday.

 

[Sean_Mc]

Bugger again, Specsavers wont have my glasses ready until next week so there me blind in the after life :geek:

 

[Muddydisco]

:party: :party: :party: yeah I get a day off work!!!

 

[Swazi]

:hmm: Hmmm, should I attempt to drink the 4 kegs have on at the moment? Might pull it off if I call in sick tomorrow.

 

[snail59]

Now I have a problem........ The Mayan's say the world will end in 2012...................... Should I cancel the Milk in the morning or not :wha:

 

[Cussword]

Now I have a problem........ The Mayan's say the world will end in 2012...................... Should I cancel the Milk in the morning or not :wha:

Nah, you won't have to pay for it :lol:

 

[Wez]

I'm brewing on Sunday.

What shower of c**ts :|

 

[dennisking]

Now I have a problem........ The Mayan's say the world will end in 2012...................... Should I cancel the Milk in the morning or not :wha:

Hope its not before the olympics

 

[oldbloke]

Now I have a problem........ The Mayan's say the world will end in 2012...................... Should I cancel the Milk in the morning or not :wha:

No no no, it's just their calendar runs out then. It's like the Year2000 computer problem. And, just as thousands of programmers fixed almost all the Y2K problems in time[1], so there are Mayan priests even now working on their calendar. Shouldn't take long to sort.


[1] I was one, it annoys me when people think the problem was overstated because nothing happened - the reason nothing happened is that we worked our arses off making sure it didn't. Next time we won't bother, I reckon, since we got no extra money and no thanks for it.

 

[keith1664]

Panic over, the world doesn't end tomorrow, it's just the day all the god botherers bugger off to heaven. The rest of us have until October 21st to have a damn good time (eternal damnation apparently), on said day we will all be consumed by fire!

This is of course the 232nd end of the world. Another 10 are yet to come.

 

[31bb3]

Any time now then

 

[BigYin]

I wouldn't hold out too much hope of being saved....

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/rapture