Todays Cr*p Joke (just edited title due to Baz Chaz)

[graysalchemy]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctor’s.


'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little paper bag.


'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, Come back and see me in a couple of days.'


The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.


'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor.


'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag.


'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor.


'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'


'Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor.


'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'


'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor.


'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'


'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual relationship?'


'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!'


'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor,


























'Your mother must have been a carrier' :lol: :lol:

 

[Baz Chaz]

Get yer coat on the taxis waiting :lol:




I've told worse though

 

[graysalchemy]

I nearly put today's worst joke perhaps i should amend. :lol: :lol:

 

[dennisking]

That was awful

 

[graysalchemy]

I make no apologies it was today's Cr*p joke after all.

 

[Dieseljockey]

You should be on the stage.....One leaves in an hour...be on it.....


:clap: :clap:

 

[graysalchemy]

Now you are all being awful to me now

If you are nice I will promise not to tell you the joke about 'Paper bag Pete' because that is bad.
:lol: :lol:

Cheers

 

[Dieseljockey]

You've got me going now....I need to know what happened to "Paper bag Pete" :pray: :pray:

I'm not going to sleep tonight now....

 

[Springer]

Yes...............Don't ring us we'll ring you, as they say.

Don't worry G, anyone can make a mistake that was yours. :lol: