Spotted these three lovelies professing to enjoy a Bishop's Finger -(excellent bottled ale from Shepherd Neame). Apparently they didn't quite make the final cut for the ad campaign - can't think why...?
(Pictures from Shepherd Neame via the open internet)
This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cases of "Fullers London Pride" cheap.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a petrol station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two cases of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"
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