Girlfriend leaving me :(

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pittsy said:
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:rofl: :clap:
 
My wife just called me.

She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."

I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."
 
evanvine said:
Wife and I were talking about having two emotions with one thought.
I said that can't be done.
She said, out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick!
Took me a minute but :D
 
The missus just came in wearing a little PVC number and told me sit down and she'll do what she does best. I can't wait. I f***ing love shepherd's pie.
 
My girlfriend has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.
 
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