graysalchemy said:
This thread has been duly noted and will be investigated. Unfortunately court sessions are in recess for the summer (and foreseeable future)
Abey you have been tried and sentenced for offences under the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act and if I remember let off rather lightly.
Please remember it is a offence under the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act to participate in the drinking of mass produced fizzy alcoholic drinks, we all know what I mean F*sters, J*hn *****, B*dshite, C*rlsberg. It does also include under subsection 4. the following fruit flavoured alcoholic beverages, M*gners S*lla Artois Cidre (they can't even spell it) B*lmers and any of the White tramp juice alcoholic fruit beverages.
Please also remember if you do have to mention them by name to use some degree of self censorship. These words are very offensive to any self respecting brewer of fine ales, beers, wines and ciders.
You have been warned. :twisted: :twisted:
Considering the successes of CAMRA, now that 51% of beer sold in Licensed premises is a proper Real Ale rather than the pressurized piddle that is commonly known as keg, perhaps a new campaign group needs to be formed to promote gassy, headache juice.
Just thinking of an Acronym....CAMPLB....Campaign for Pissy Lager and Beer...we could speak to the "accountants" sorry "brewers" to see how many broken biscuits and bus tickets are used per gallon of fizzy "horse ****" production...We could have festivals to promote ***** beer, we could call them Witherspoons, Edwards or Bar One