If I ever own a pub...

[Stunned Monkey]

...it'll be called "The Downstairs Loo"

 

[shocker]

Handy if you have to flush a bad brew .... :whistle:

Whats that FV there , mate ? Looks interesting . :hmm:

 

[Stunned Monkey]

Bad brew? Never met one... (except Stella, obviously) :mrgreen:

That's the old Coopers FV.

 

[shocker]

Oh ! I see it now ! I thought it was some fancy kind of lid on it ! :whistle:

 

[shocker]

People have mentioned in the past that I was an idiot....frankly I think they were overestimating my potential :wha:

 

[graysalchemy]

During my wilderness years (90-93) I lived on a highland estate. My accommodation was a mobile home next to the deer larder. Because I didn't have much room I used it for brewing beer kits. I called my brewery the stags head brewery as one day I went in to check my brew only to find 3 stags heads staring at me on the bench next to my brew.

I also had a couch and tv in the deer larder but that is another story.

 

[Stunned Monkey]

We have been in this place for 5 months and used that loo maybe 5 times. Plus it's chuffing freezing in there at the moment! :

 

[shocker]

I also had a couch and tv in the deer larder but that is another story.

You aint kidding ! :shock:

shades of "...some fava beans , and a nice (homemade) chianti ...."

 

[graysalchemy]

OK here goes

I used to store stuff in the deer larder out of the shooting season. Anyway I had just moved in and taken a telly to the Highlands, bad move you didn't get reception where I was so I left it on the side in the deer larder. Some one had put an old sofa in there ready to be moved into a cottage on the estate.

Anyway it was the week of new Year and the bosses son who I had never meet, turned up with his mates from london, Range rover barber jacketed city tw*ts for a bit of shooting. I came back from work to see the lights on in the deer larder so I went in and shouted out

"What the F*$k are you doing in my living room I want to watch the telly"

Six rather bemused City Tw*ts appologised perfusly not knowing where to put themselves. I just burst out into laughter then a bottle of scotch appeared and I was happy :lol: :lol:

 

[shocker]

A combination of "phew !" and :rofl:

....did you get to drive their Rangies ?

 

[graysalchemy]

I used to drive my boss's range rover but again that is another story.

Sorry there wa no fava beans and chianti.